In a dark alley with a lovely damsel who's passed out?

A dark and seedy night...

The air is still and non moving, no discarded newspapers spinning wildly out of control.
There's a sense of stillness - you're with company.

A lovely delictable beauty - a bit on the small side. She's passed out from your night of wild parties - bars and night clubs. It's the dead of night, 2:00 am to be precise.

You have a choice:
a) be a real man and stand guard until she wakes up?
b) Take advantage of her.

What choice do you make?
The fact is this: in this hypothetical situation you come out smelling like a Saint! You would stand guard like a true gentleman - laying down your life if need be!
But:
The real you would have a much harder time making the RIGHT choice if this happened in real life. Apart from the threat of being caught which would actually make the choice more exciting, there are other factors that act as deterent: her word against yours, proof of forced entry etc...

That said - choice is a double edged sword! Make with care!